Sunday, December 27, 2009

Worst Movies Ever: Transformers 2



One of the worst movies I ever rented. 1 star IMDB.

I liked the first one enough. I had low expectations for a movie based on toys. I can enjoy a decent non-serious popcorn action flick. But this sequel goes out of it's way to annoy the hell out of you.

To start, there are a lot of unlikable characters in this. Sam's mother (pot brownies), the twin Autobots (great stereotypes), Jon Turturro's (and his naked ass) Sam's room mate (his only purpose was to scream and whine) and the suit Galloway(unreasonable dick).

Then there's the robots. Good luck telling them apart aside from the obvious. They added a lot but when the fighting happens, it's just a big pile of explosions. Which is fine, I dig that.

I can put up with a ridiculous story and a bunch of Bay action. But I cannot forgive all of this unfunny comedy. Dogs humping, robots humping, it's even worse then the first movie.

Not even Megan Fox constantly running in slow motion could save this. What makes this movie go from "not good" to "terrible piece of shit" was the length of the movie-2 hours and 27 minutes.

In conclusion, fuck Transformers 2, fuck it up it's stupid metal ass.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Uncharted 2



Hands down, game of the year. For PS3. I'll give overall to Modern Warfare 2. But it's close.

It's like a playable action blu ray movie. Nice selection of guns and weapons, and gives you the choice of playing run-and-gun or with stealth elements.

The cast returns for the sequel, previous players will dig seeing/hearing them again. New players will dig it too, you don't HAVE to play the first to enjoy the sequel. But you can probably get it for cheap, it's also pretty good.

Multiplayer was added, and has been pretty fun. Some good objective based games, and standard death match. I liked Plunder best. The only reason I stopped playing is MW2 came out, which crushes everything multiplayer.

9/10 It's a great one.